public/categories/bullhorn/index.xml


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    <title>Bullhorn on azuminha</title>
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    <description>Recent content in Bullhorn on azuminha</description>
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    <lastBuildDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000</lastBuildDate>
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    <item>
      <title>Hacker with Bullhorn</title>
      <link>http://localhost:1313/post/2012/04/23/hacker-with-horn/</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
      <guid>http://localhost:1313/post/2012/04/23/hacker-with-horn/</guid>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Hacker with bullhorn: &amp;ldquo;Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;Prospective station wagon buyer: &amp;ldquo;I know what you say is true&amp;hellip;but&amp;hellip;er&amp;hellip;I don&amp;rsquo;t know how to maintain a tank!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;Bullhorn: &amp;ldquo;You don&amp;rsquo;t know how to maintain a station wagon either!&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;&#xA;&lt;p&gt;Buyer: &amp;ldquo;But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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