http://localhost:1313/categories/bullhorn/ Recent content in Bullhorn on azuminha Hugo en-us Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000 http://localhost:1313/post/2012/04/23/hacker-with-horn/ Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000 http://localhost:1313/post/2012/04/23/hacker-with-horn/ <p>Hacker with bullhorn: &ldquo;Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!&rdquo;</p> <p>Prospective station wagon buyer: &ldquo;I know what you say is true&hellip;but&hellip;er&hellip;I don&rsquo;t know how to maintain a tank!&rdquo;</p> <p>Bullhorn: &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t know how to maintain a station wagon either!&rdquo;</p> <p>Buyer: &ldquo;But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music.&rdquo;</p>