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Hacker with Bullhorn

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Open-Source

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2012/04/23

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Hacker with bullhorn: “Save your money! Accept one of our free tanks! It is invulnerable, and can drive across rocks and swamps at ninety miles an hour while getting a hundred miles to the gallon!”

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Prospective station wagon buyer: “I know what you say is true…but…er…I don’t know how to maintain a tank!”

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Bullhorn: “You don’t know how to maintain a station wagon either!”

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Buyer: “But this dealership has mechanics on staff. If something goes wrong with my station wagon, I can take a day off work, bring it here, and pay them to work on it while I sit in the waiting room for hours, listening to elevator music.”

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Bullhorn: “But if you accept one of our free tanks we will send volunteers to your house to fix it for free while you sleep!”

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Buyer: “Stay away from my house, you freak!”

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Bullhorn: “But…”

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Buyer: “Can’t you see that everyone is buying station wagons?”

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